SLAQ Response, English homework help

http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-obvious-signs-statis…

Read the article and then write three paragraphs using sophisticated language.

In the first paragraph summarize the article. 3-5 sentences

In the second paragraph write three things you liked about the article (what you agreed with, disagreed with, or found interesting)

In the third paragraph relate two examples from the article to other people or common experiences.

Last ask 2-3 questions about the article.